Saturday, November 18, 2006

Eyes Wide Shut

Veronica's Closet

From: BitchiNG in the Tea RoOm






who i want to meet..




yipeee! he's the man i want to meet, Mr. Norwin Mark V. Castro, the brilliant journalist. i wanna meet him not because i drool over him or whatever, it's because he amuses me in everything he does. the way he writes always moved me (before he deleted his 1st blog and 'ey mark thanks for continuing writing), the way women begging him to come back to them (and the way he dumped them! booo!*wide grin*).


i first knew him when i saw his friendster blog copied a picture from it, and paste it to my friendster. he's not in my friends list and neither do i. thirty minutes had passed, i saw a norwin mark commenting on the said topic, and then i've realized, omg! i've got this picture from him and i blushed..HE CAUGHT ME! it was toally embarassing!!!! it's a good thing we're strangers then. lol. and that's, it we become friends after that.


i wanna meet you someday. it's fine with me just to shake hands with you and leave. just to see if you're real and if you do exist.


and 'ey mr. casto can you give me a free ticket to fly there in indonesia, i think my salary here is not enough for that ticket. lol. j/k


P.S.

you didn't make me a poem yet am asking you about. *smile*

cheers!

=D

and there he is..mr. norwin mark castro! 

Mark2

Mark_1have a nice day!



                            

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Below Average

Just Say No
By N. Mark Castro




Ever since my broadband connection conked out I'd been spending less and less time on the net other than to check my new email address, the only place left online where I don't receive as much as 118 messages a day, or some African widow who wish to give me her USD$ 220 million, or some medical clinics insisting that I avail of their penis enlargement products.





Admittedly, I had been quite busy: meeting some of Indonesia's trade leaders, cabinet ministers, corporate heads, and even educators. Tomorrow I will be meeting with the head of Al-Azhar who, apparently, hadn't heard much about the bad things I had done as yet. He is inviting me to be a guest lecturer in the university.




Imagine that.





A conservative-moderate Islamic university inviting me to infect the unsuspecting minds of Indonesia's children. And next week I have likewise been invited to be the guest speaker in Pelita Harapan's Cross Cultural Dialogue.





Clearly, these people have no idea what they're doing. Allowing me to speak to these virgin minds would be tantamount to letting Captain Jack Sparrow have a hold of his Black Pearl ship yet again. It isn't that I would infect their minds with liberal ideas; oh no. It's that I would end up infecting their minds they just might want to be a Mark Castro.





Now please ask yourselves: do you  honestly wish to see a multiple Mark Castro walking around Jakarta? That's like feeding a Gremlin after midnight.





On hindsight though, how can one not be moved by the recent travesty of education in Indonesia today? You've got schools practically robbing parents of their hard-earned money in order for their children to receive an education. Then these schools simply attach the word "International" on its billboard and, et voila, the word "expensive" has become synonymous with "highway robbery."





And then these children graduate from these so-called "International Schools," find meanial jobs with the word "business development" on their business cards, and write their profiles on Friendsters or Myspace in blogs such as this:

"i make someone's heart broken much more.....

1. Are you married or still not married?

"not married...why? anyone want to purpose me?

15. what were you doing a few minutes ago?

fill all the bulletin to killing the bored.

33. Have you ever had a broken heart?

" i make someone's heart broken much more..... "





Hands up, pants down, this HAS got to be the best thing I'd ever read in my entire life. She's as dumb as a bat, sure ... but my God, there isn't a church or a temple or a mosque or whatever places of worship she could subscribe to that I wouldn't marry her. Wait, wait, wait ... since you may not catch the phrase altogether, it means "I'll marry this dumb ass chick in any place she would want because, despite her stupidity, she's got the best piece of ass in town."





Thankfully, she doesn't read this. Even if she did, would not understand this. If she did, she'd definitely delete me from her friends' list, which is fine by me anyway ... we were never friends. I merely had allowed her presence to fill my Inbox for her entertainment value. It was a riot observing her over a period of two years how she practically threw her life away thinking that what she had going was IT; and she believed it to be, which made it all the more hilarious.





And she'll be marrying someone pretty soon, which as a friend once commented: have an average marriage, have an average child, have an average job, have an average husband, have an average life, as she becomes an average wife.




It's pretty hard to fail when you're shooting for something so short.





So I'm at a point wherein I have to decide whether or not I should let the future generation of young Indonesians to discover that there's more to life other than the little circle that they've been orbiting on; hence, INFINITI DEVELOPMENT CENTRE.





I've met men and women who have traveled thousands of miles away just to throw away their parents' money thinking it was education they had received and come back home thinking that their hotshots now. Everytime I meet any one of them, I had to do everything I could from saying: "You should go ask for a refund."




I don't want to "make someone's heart broken much more" so they better have a good propos  "purpose" for me, or else ...




I'll say No.

Monday, August 14, 2006

Venorica Decided To Live Again

I came across this blog from Veronica ... and was touched by the very thought that I have made her smile ... even for a moment.





who i want to meet..



yipeee! he's the man i want to meet, Mr. Norwin Mark V. Castro, the brilliant journalist. i wanna meet him not because i drool over him or whatever, it's because he amuses me in everything he does. the way he writes always moved me (before he deleted his 1st blog and 'ey mark thanks for continuing writing), the way women begging him to come back to them (and the way he dumped them! booo!*wide grin*).



i first knew him when i saw his friendster blog copied a picture from it, and paste it to my friendster. he's not in my friends list and neither do i. thirty minutes had passed, i saw a norwin mark commenting on the said topic, and then i've realized, omg! i've got this picture from him and i blushed..HE CAUGHT ME! it was totally embarassing!!!! it's a good thing we're strangers then. lol. and that's, it we become friends after that.



i wanna meet you someday. it's fine with me just to shake hands with you and leave. just to see if you're real and if you do exist.



and 'ey mr. casto can you give me a free ticket to fly there in indonesia, i think my salary here is not enough for that ticket. lol. j/k



P.S.

you didn't make me a poem yet am asking you about. *smile*

cheers!

=D

and there he is..mr. norwin mark castro!

Mark2

Mark_1
have a nice day!

August 13, 2006 at 06:42 AM in Eyes Wide Shut  | Permalink

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Baby Boom

 Jan 
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality.

Feb
 
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt.  Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous.  Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.  Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match.

Mar
 
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive.  Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness.  Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.  If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your new love in 8 days.

Apr
 
  Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous.  Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic.  Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others.  Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that's caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days.

May
 
     Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children.  Hardworking. High-spirited. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak too much in the next 4 days.

Jun
 
You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5  minutes.

Jul
 
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed.  Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable.  Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.  Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.  Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.  dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days.

Aug
 
  Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control. Kind hearted. Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer.  Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. in need of "that someone". Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by "no pain no gain" caring.  Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter. Repost in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month.

Sept
 
  Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional.  Stubborn.  Hasty.  Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore.  Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.  If you do not repost this in the next 5 mins, someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days.

Oct
 
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly.  Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable.  Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins or you will not meet the love of your life for 10 years.

Nov
 
  Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times.  Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. Repost in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming up sometime this month.

Dec
 
     This straight-up means you are the most good-looking person possible... Better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious.  Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best.  Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer.  Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding.  Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt.  Sensitive. [A hot new guy/girl will catch your eye & you will catch theirs too in the next 6 days, if you repost in 5min

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Shannon's Quest

Google the phrase "(Your name) looks like" and find the best one from the first page of results. Don't forget to put it in quotes, otherwise it won't work. Add yours to the bottom of the list and repost this.

1. "Jason looks like total crap." -- thanks google, thanks.
2. "PJ looks like he'd be down to whoop some ass anytime"-- i think that google is scared of me.
3. "Katie looks like recycled cat food" Ouch
4. "Michael looks like he's playing naked" (OMG do they like have a camera inside the screen or what!!!!!! Who knew??)
5. "Harley looks like a hot bitch" - yeay for me!! :D
6. "Ciara looks like a goddess w/ the hair but the dress is a lil bit too old for baby girl"
7. "Andrea looks like this all the time on Flickr - Photo Sharing!" ...I ONLY had 1 to choose from!!!
8. "Leilani looks like she enjoys submissive fetish/bondage posing" wow google .... diirty lil bastards!!
9. "Cary looks like the burrowing of termites on acid." -- WTF!?! LMAO!!!
10. "Amanda looks like a brunette Jessica Simpson." ---haha.. I dont think so but I will take it!!
11. "KRISTIN LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS WAAAAAAAY TO MUCH MAKEUP ON!"...I'm always worried about that.. thanks google for letting me know for sure now....
12. "Staci looks like a porn star."-gross
13. "Jaimie looks like she swallowed a beach ball." There were only 3 options this was the only one slightly funny
14. "Jacob looks like he should be working at the Copa Cabana" w00t to that!
15. "Ethan looks like a damn bird!!!" I don't even know what that means.
16."Carson looks like the dog world's version of Jon Bon Jovi." that's pretty accurate
17. "Jordan looks like the top half of a tailor's dummy. He has no arms, no legs. One of his nipples is missing. His skin is smooth and unblemished."
18. "Courtney looks like a cracked out Debbie Harry (Blondie)"
19.Justin looks like a blood vessel of some kind with kangaroos in it.(Thats Awesome!)
20.Terra looks like a friggen hooker! haha google....cracking me up!!!
21. Kristen looks like something someone dragged out of a dumpster then lit her on fire.
22. "Candace looks like an angel (awwww...)" Hey I'll take that :)
23. "Linda looks like she got her hair cut in prison." Yeah, go with that.
24. "Betty looks like she's having trouble handling the ball" haha sounds kinda personal
25. "Steve looks like a GQ model" Man do they know me or what !!
26. TIA looks like sugar...fucks like a pornstar! (Thats right bitches!...LOL)
27. Michael looks like drag queen in one of Pauls porn videos. (They promised they wouldn't release that!!!!!!!!)
28.Joey Foley- Joey looks like his mother beat him on a constant basis with the ugly stick and bathed him in the washing machine, whilst ville is a twat with a fucking girls tattoo below his stomach, and his arm tattoo looks like the design on an old grannie's carpet! (hahaha, yea, I love it!)
28. Molly looks like she doesn't have a care in the world!
29. "Kamy looks like she's conjuring up something from above... dun da dunn" ... haha... damn straight!!!!
30. "Jessica makes Jenna look like an amateur!" LOL Love It
31. Joey looks like he's convulsing - but that's just his stizz Tien: I'd like to eat that big hanging hot dog they have
32. Amanda looks like Hillary Duff...........um whatev! :(
33. "Laura looks like shes about to breastfeed those pups" Haha, sweet!!!
34. Lou looks like Sally Jesse Raphael has just violently possessed the body of Superchunk's Mac with styling by Bill Cosby.
35. "Travis looks like Johnny Quest." "Travis looks like a normal, average man-a faceless face in the crowd" contradictory statements... so here's the better one... thanks Taxi and Google... "TRAVIS looks like the most suspicious human being alive."
36. "Brad looks like he's trying really hard to think"
37. "Mandolin looks like new" "Mandolin looks like nothing else and will gain everybody's attention. But the beauty doesn't stop with the looks" Oh Google, you are such a tease!
38. "Brandy Nicole needs to grown some T and A!" OMG Google is NOT talking about me! But whoever this girl is I can sell her some!
39. "Stephanie looks like she's been rode hard then put away wet" I'm not real sure what that means but i don't think it's nice!
40. Egon looks like he has female genitalia. ...
This game sucks!
41. Jillian looks like she's gonna start fire with her eyes.
42. "Rachel looks like she needed to pick up her dress just a little bit more." hmm. well.......
43. "Annie looks like a freak in a freak show, complete with
naked pictures of her pierced, tattooed and scarred tricks." from something about a porn star named Annie Sprinkle
44. "cuz Dawn looks like a latina with a lot of lip liner on her lips and those girls can kick my ass"
45. "Jennifer looks like she just stepped out of the painting and into life!"
46. "Kristy looks like one of those '80s music video mad scientists"
47. "Sara looks like some magical fairy!" ha ha ha
48. Hannah looks like she's about to get gangbanged by representatives of three Asian nations ...
49.Candace looks like she spends many a Friday night getting drunk with friends in a Hardee's parking lot (Really classy!!)
50.Melissa looks like a petite and perfect rose in a bouquet of birds of paradise
51. "Kelly looks like she's entering a war zone with that bowl-shaped helmet of hair"....hahahahahaha baby I hope you read that...who does that remind you of! LoL
52. "Steven looks like a GQ model from Flickr!" Now thats what i'm talkin' about!
53. "Trina looks like a damn fool.." Obviously their talking about the rapper...lol
54. Andre looks like the kind of guy that says "dude" a lot. Nahhhh not me!!!
55. "Marissa looks like the ultimate OC princess, but her life is about to come crashing down when Ryan meets her." - mmm...ok
56. "Alex looks like he's flying or something!!!"
57. "Shannon Looks like her period went off to join it.”

 

“mark looks like your dream come true!” How can I contest public opinion?